i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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