I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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