I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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