Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Randomize
