girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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