In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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