Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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