Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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