So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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