Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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