He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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