:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hippo gnu deer
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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