Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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