Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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