I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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