...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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