Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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