Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i think i have herpe
just one?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think people are normalizing furries
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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