we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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