are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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