He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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