you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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