Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
