There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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