My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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