When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
