They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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