Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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