Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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