David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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