There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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