quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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