Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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