I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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