i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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