my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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