Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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