"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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