do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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