Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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