what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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