my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
