Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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