when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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