I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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