They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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