Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
