Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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