You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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