I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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