i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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