Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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