I feel great
I just peed on a car
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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