He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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