should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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