Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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